Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Winning the lottery.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into thehouse. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,pack your bags. I won the lottery!"The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountainstuff?""Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
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